Category: Topco

Topco sex toy reviews.

CyberSkin Pussy and Ass Action View Stroker Review

We all like something for nothing and with this CyberSkin Pussy masturbator you get two for the price of one. Two separate ways to pleasure yourself in one male sex toy....

Asylum Speculum

Everyone has played Doctors and nurses haven’t they? Well if you haven’t you should it can be great fun in the bedroom, breaks down barriers and allows you to get...

Asylum Patient Hog Tie

This BDSM accessory is a prime case of caveat emptor. What you get with the Patent Hog Tie from Topco is just that, the Hog Tie. No wrist or ankle restraints and...

Climax Minis, Mighty Max Clitoral Vibrator

Being asked to carry out a sex toy review on a clit vibe is like offering a child sweets.  My clit is so sensitive that it responds to most toys and gives me the most...

Piston Grease Masturbation Cream Review

Masturbation can be given a whole new dimension with a little lubricant and sex toy manufacturers are aware of this. An increasing range of masturbation creams now are...

Asylum Play Doctor Kit Review

We’ve done a few weird sex toy reviews in our time but this is a review of one of the oddest sex toys you can think of. The Asylum Play Doctor kit comprises a roll of...

Thruster Rabbit Review

I have a brand new innovative rabbit to test and sex toy review.  One of the most popular sex toys is the rabbit vibrator, you ask anyone what they think of when you...

Climax Silicone EZ Bend Ripple Shaft Vibrator

What a morning I have had, my ear has been glued to the phone and my fingers haven’t been still for ages. Time for a little R&R I think, just before lunchtime....

Climax Silicone Best Friends Anal Beads

Topco sent me their newest anal beads, and they really put a lump in my throat, before putting a lump somewhere else. The Climax Silicone Best Friends are not for the...

Penthouse Dainty Delight Review

Sunday’s can be a bit of a drag, you spend the day preparing your attire for the week and the evening is usually tainted with the thoughts of returning to work on...

Dual Slider Cock Ring

I’ve come to the conclusion that when it comes to sex toys the best thing to do is to keep it simple. There are too many toys that are over complicated in design and...