Remote Control Sex toys

Remote controlled sex toys fall into two categories, though both use the same shor range wireless technology to accomplish their tasks. The first simply separate the stimulating (usually vibrating) element of the toy from its control buttons. This allows greate freedom of movement for the user and allows the designers of the sex toy to make it less cumbersome, giving them more freedom to create toys that are shaped to fit the user’s body. The second reason is where the remote control allows the sex toy to be operated by a partner from up to several metres opening up all sorts of fun possibilities that range from stimulation of your partner without physical contact to using some of the more discrete sex toys in public when they are worn within underwear.

Narcissism From Vibe Therapy

Apr 282013

Vibe Therapy Narcissism

This is the first time I’ve used a strap-on designed for your own self pleasure, and the name is perfect of course.

Unlike other strap-ons made for penetrating your partner this one has a stubby, bulbous, upturned dildo attached. Clearly for shallow penetration, not sure it will be long enough to slip inside and massage my g-spot but that’s where the testing comes in.

The Narcissism is nicely presented in a pink and white box with the familiar Vibe Therapy logo and artwork. Your toy is encased inside two clear plastic covers so you can see immediately what your product looks like without having to open the packaging. A good idea for shop displays.

Once opened you expose the Narcissism which comprises of a stubby, generously proportioned silicone dildo with remote control unit/battery case attached by a wire. Adjustable silicone straps are moulded into four points on the curved base plate of the dildo.

The idea is that you secure the Narcissism around your waist with the generous and stretchy waist strap and around each thigh. This enables you to wear the strap-on, operate the control and lay back and think of Eng…or perhaps somewhere much warmer at the moment. Lol

I did wonder about the possibility of quite literally turning the tables and reversing the strap-on to become one which “gives” but then realised that the power lead to the dildo would be in the way.

Oh well, it will just have to be my own naughty indulgence in that case.

Each of the leg straps and the waistband unhooks so you don’t have to slide the straps on and off for each use, which is a useful feature.

Cleaning your Narcissism should be done with care so as not to let water ingress the remote control. I suggest you do as I did and just wash the dildo carefully and wipe the straps and remote with toy cleaning wipes.

Whilst I do this why don’t you familiarise yourself with the finer qualities of this self indulgence…

Has fully adjustable straps with the waistband ranging between 60-203cm.
Quick clip out staps on both the leg and waistband to avoid having to slip on and off each time.
Is remotely controlled for almost hands free fun.
Operates via 2 x AAA batteries.
With 7 modes of vibration there’s fun to be had by everyone. There are 3 x constant speeds, 1 x escalating mode and 3 x pulsating.
Can be quickly turned off using the independent Power button for emergency cessation of pleasure or the quick “someone’s coming” (but not me) scenario. Lol
The dildo has an insertable length of 57.5cm with a circumference of 11.5cm

It was one of those lovely April days…

Let’s rewind. It was dull, windy and raining as I retired to my boudoir for a little mid morning pick me up. I placed the Narcissism on my bedside drawer to close the curtains and returned to my side of the bed to discover the cat playing with my dangling straps.

I carefully removed the vibe from my draw, placing it on my pillow hoping my kitteh would forget about the whole thing.

He did. Out of sight and all that.

Out of the bedroom he headed as I slipped out of my tracksuit bottoms, casting my panties to the floor along with my socks.

The top was staying put until I warmed up a bit. Lol

Once under the duvet I pulled my Narcissism under to share the heat placing it between my legs for a while. I listened to the rhythm of the rain falling on top of the bay window as I pulled back the duvet getting ready for “lock down”.

All would have been well but at this point not only did I have problems with adjusting the strap lengths but once adjusted the leg straps would only fit someone up to size 12 max, although the waist/groin strap was plenty long enough. Which is a shame as this is the USP for the product.

I decided to carry on and use the Narcissism manually because of problems with harness fit.

After applying a drop of lube to the tip and slipped the tip of the dildo inside me with straps hanging loose. It slipped inside me with ease and filled my vaginal passage but didn’t quite make it to my g-spot.

A press of the Power button turned the vibe on, I quickly followed with a press of the mode button which fired up the constant speed setting. This felt mildly buzzy but I needed a bit more. I pressed the mode button a few times until I discovered the pulsating modes which felt good as they massaged my vaginal passage.

I found my PC muscles were holding the strap-on in place at this point and just kept hold of the remote as I lay back and enjoyed the sensual pleasure of shallow vaginal stimulation.

This toy didn’t rock my world but it may rock yours especially if you are a sex toy newbie. The straps have size issues so if you’re a curvy lady maybe you would be better looking at another vibrator. Alternatively, if the Narcissism will accommodate you and you’re looking for gentle stimulation this vibe would be ideal.

Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet

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Aug 202012

Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet

It’s a while since I got my hands on a remote control bullet vibrator for sex toy testing and reviewing and this one has quite a stylish look.

Bullets are such a versatile toy and you can use some real creativity in their usage. They quite literally slip in to most things including bra cups, pants and pockets and in my case they can amuse the cat for a considerable amount of time. Lol

They also slip nicely in to your guy’s budgie smugglers and nestle against his perineum, should he wish to share with you. Give it a try.

Because the Seven Creations Vibrating Bullet is waterproof I had no reservations about running a bowl of water and giving it a jolly good seeing to with anti-bac soap. Then I carefully dried it with a towel. Totally loving the business end of this toy, it reminds me of a Christmas bauble with a hidden secret.

Right let’s see if this bullet is the right calibre for me.

Oooh, before I do here are some points of interest…

Features a streamline control unit with independent On/Off switch which is useful for emergency stops. Lol
With a 68cm remote lead which should give you pants to pocket connectivity.
Is fully waterproof for bathtime fun.
Offers 7 modes of vibration including, 3 x constant speeds, 3 x pulsating and 1 x escalating modes for your enjoyment.
Is quiet but powerful in operation, for discreet play outdoors or in for that matter.
Operated via 2 x AAA batteries.

I made my way in to the bedroom to find Alex reclining and wistfully playing with his cock, a sight usually reserved for toy testing. But this time he didn’t have a masturbator patiently waiting on his bedside drawers.

He was waiting for me!

But before I could get down to any hanky panky there was something I had to do. My bullet vibe needed to be played with.

It was hot and sticky in the bedroom, just like it had been all day and I was eager to slip out of my clothes. Alex continued to stroke his cock gently and with no sense of emergency, almost accepting that he would have to wait.

There was work to be done.

I slipped the cool metallic Vibrating Bullet between my moist pussy lips and it fitted perfectly nestling against my clit. Taking hold of the control which was resting on my stomach I pressed the On button, followed by the Function button.

The bullet sprang to life with a continuous hum on my now excited clit. This felt good but I wanted more. I progressed through the settings to an escalating mode and let the bullet unleash its worst. Strong waves of vibration were now causing the bullet to dance on my swollen bud and I was being lulled in to my own sweet Nirvana.

It was then that I became aware of just how big and hard Alex was in peripheral vision. My attentions were focused on him and I rolled over taking him in my hand and opening my mouth to swallow him. There were no objections raised as I started to press my tongue against his cock and move my head up and down on his shaft.

Alex moaned and shuffled in to a more comfortable position as I removed the Seven Creations Bullet from between my pussy lips and placed it against his perineum. Now that did make him moan.

I continued my assailment of his cock, pushing him deeper in to my throat, fucking him with my mouth. Meantime the bullet was pulsating against his underside. This was really turning me on and I pressed my thighs together and flexed my hips making my clit roll between my labia.

From the noised escaping from Alex’s throat he was near to coming and he confirmed it moments later when he called out “I’m coming!” giving me the option of having him come in my mouth or on me. I continued to suck and rub my tongue on his cock as I felt him tense in the clinch of his orgasm.

Then I felt him jettison his spunk in to my mouth…once, twice..three times as he quivered below me. My reflex action was to swallow every last drop and as he melted back in to the mattress I gently licked him clean as he flinched with his post orgasmic sensitivity.

Removing the bullet from its position between his legs I powered it off and lay it down on the bed between us as I turned on to my side and planted a kiss on his left cheek.

He opened his eyes and smiled, the smile of a satisfied man…

Guess I’ll have to give it another try when Alex isn’t around. Lol

The Seven Creations Bullet is the perfect choice for any level of sex toy user. It is quiet but offers powerful vibrations, is stylish in looks with an easy to operate remote. Girls if you get one don’t keep it just for yourself.

Lelo SenseMotion Lyla

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Dec 292011

Lelo SenseMotion Lyla

I decided that it would be a good way of testing my latest remote toy and interesting if I tried it out whilst preparing the courses for my festive family dinner. It’s so easy to get hot and sweaty when preparing a menu so a little intervention from a pleasure object was most welcome.

As you may be aware already the SenseMotion range of adult toys is the latest concept from Lelo. Not only can you control your settings via the remote control but you can also tailor your vibratory pleasure with the slightest movement of the control because the unit has motion detectors built in to it to react to your every move.

Sounds good! I couldn’t wait to put the Lyla bullet or egg you decide, in to action in the crotch of my panties.

I will add at this point that I will only be using blunt instruments during my kitchen naughtiness, don’t want to run the risk of ending up in casualty over the Christmas break. Lol

Lelo have designed the Lyla with your comfort and stimulation in mind and have created an ovoid bullet with a raised ridge along it which should sit nicely between your pussy lips. The antenna also doubles up as a retrieval cord, how considerate! See nothing escapes an experienced toy reviewer’s eye.

You get on with reading the Lyla’s features whilst I gather my ingredients together for this sponge cake I’m about to make. Be back soon.

The Lelo Lyla is…

Fully charged in just 2 hours with a runtime of up to 2 hours, whilst the control unit (battery opertated) will give you up to 10 hours of play.
The remote has a range of up to 12 meters or 39 feet in old money.
Has a standby time of up to 90 days, so you can retrieve this toy for play days after charging a useful feature.
Features 6 vibratory patterns and variable speed control via the preset settings and movement control settings.

I removed my Lyla from its exquisite black velvet interior where it sat next to the trademark Insignia brooch.and popped out the remote. You are provided with a plastic key to assist in the removal of the back of the remote control.

After cleansing my Lyla and loading the batteries I slipped the vibrating bullet/egg in to the gusset of my panties and descended the stairs wearing a rather naughty grin. Nigella eat your heart out! Lol

Once in the kitchen I turned on the remote and the vibrations kicked in. I started to tilt my control this way and that to enjoy the multispeed vibrations. But instead of variable vibrations they stopped all together. I persisted, tilting the control and waving it around in the hope that my bullet would start to vibrate once more.

Nothing….

I give every toy a chance to redeem itself should it have problems but in this case I’m afraid that I lost all faith in Lelo’s SenseMotion. Previously I had tried their Tiani and had similar problems, even after switching control units in case there was a technical problem. It seems that the toy itself is powerful and pleasureable but the remote unit lets it down, as soon as there is an obstacle in the path of transmition like pussy lips the remote is rendered utterly hopeless.

I even tried holding the remote mere inches from the bullets antennae and it still failed. And it’s not like you can preset the setting and then place the Lyla in your panties, transmission fails and cuts out all together.

I’m sorry to say that as a remote toy the SenseMotion range (with the exception of the Oden cock ring) is not a product I would recommend you spend your hard earned cash on. The range is pricey and doesn’t deliver therefore I cannot ask that you pay the premium price that Lelo products command.

Lelo really do have some issues to address and perhaps relaunch with a more reliable product. I feel so disappointed because this could have been such a revolution in sex toys with its powerful motor, remote that echoes the vibrations felt by the user and orientation controlled vibrations; Sadly it falls well short of its initial promise.

We-Vibe 3 Review

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Dec 252011

We-Vibe 3

This sex toy review is of the third incarnation of the revolutionary We-Vibe sex toy. In case you don’t know the We-Vibe is a toy that is enjoyed by both partners during vaginal intercourse and as such is almost unique in placing vibrations inside the woman’s vagina and on her clitoris with obvious pleasurable consequences for both partners.

The original We-Vibe had two speeds and at the time we were pretty blown away by this particular couples sex toy. Since then a second incarnation has appeared that incorporated more functions. Now there’s the We-Vibe 3 with more functions and two huge leaps in functionality, one of which we were urging the manufacturers to incorporate since the first version. Better still they have taken one of these improvements a step further than we had envisaged to again produce a really excellent product.

So what are the enhancements?

First of all is the recharging mechanism. The We-Vibe has always been a rechargeable sex toy but unfortunately until version 3 the charging was accomplished via a hole in the otherwise waterproof silicone shell of the toy. We always regarded this as relegating the We-Vibe from waterproof to water resistant and not a practical toy to use under water, say in the bath.

The We-Vibe changes all that by incorporating an inductive charging mechanism like that found in electric tooth brushes. Now the smooth silicone skin of the toy is totally sealed and therefore 100% waterproof, aiding play in the wettest of environments with lots of lube and making thorough cleaning completely hassle free.

Next is a remote control that allows either partner to adjust the speed/pattern of the vibrations being delivered with a click of the thumb. It’s a simple control, totally sealed and with only one click action too its impossible to get confused as you turn the We-Vibe 3 on, step up through the functions and finally turn it off by holding the button in for a few seconds.

Finally, taking these two improvements one step further the people at We-Vibe have made the remote control unit rechargeable too! This is really unusual as in our experience even premium toys need replaceable batteries for the remote control unit. Both the We-Vibe 3 and its remote control unit charge in their own specially designed cradle, complete with cover which means you can charge the toy discretely while keeping it clean.

A small point to note here. Our We-Vibe was a European model, supplied with a continental 2-pin plug. Being experienced sex toy testers and receiving toys from across the globe we have the appropriate travel adapter to charge this from a UK three pin socket but it may be worth checking you have the appropriate adapter available when you order your We-Vibe.

All in all the We-Vibe 3 is very impressive, addressing almost all the criticisms we had of it in the past and even going one better with the rechargeable remote control. So what is it like to use?

Well while there are now other couples toys of similar shape to the original We-Vibe, even some with remote controls this evolution of the We-Vibe is still the best for these reasons:

It’s very powerful, there are only two constant speeds and 4 pulsing/escalating ones but they work perfectly and really rock your world so you don’t need a zillion variations.
It’s now fully waterproof making it hygienic and not liable to be damaged by water ingress as earlier models with non-inductive charging (potentially) were.
Is compatible with UK, European and US mains supplies so you can take it anywhere in the world.
Has a charging system that keeps the toy out of sight, out of harm’s way and removes the need for replaceable batteries altogether.
Has a remote control that works when you are having sex.

Now, you would have thought that final point was a prerequisite for a remote controlled sex toy but apparently not because in some of the toys we’ve tried in the past the remote control is very erratic, especially when the user/users are actually having sex. Apart from a few occasions when we were locked on positions that would have acted as a shield to the remote’s signals the We-Vibe 3’s remote was very reliable.

Another very practical feature of the We-Vibe 3 is that it does not have the tendency to pop out while you’re having sex. We found that a direct rival of a similar design did, which rather spoils the moment. You have to use plenty of lube with toys like this to ensure sex is smooth and pleasurable so the fact that the We-Vibe 3 stays in place demonstrates what a perfect shape the toy is. You need a little care not to press the toy too vigorously into your partner’s clitoris during sex, but that only applies if the male partner is getting a little too enthusiastic – guilty as charged .

A particular feature of the We-Vibe that came as a surprise to us when we used the original model was that as you screw the tone of the device alters and you make a sort of music as you make love. That still applies with the We-Vibe three.

If I had to level one criticism at the We-Vibe 3 it’s that the surface finish of the high quality silicone is shiny. A slightly silky finish holds lube better but this is a minor criticism of a really great couples’ toy.

Nasstoys Metallic Lust Bullet

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Dec 012011

Nasstoys Metallic Lust Bullet

Over the years I’ve sex toy tested and reviewed many bullets and I have to say I never tire of them because they are such a versatile addition to your personal toy box.

And this one looks very girly in its purple metallic shell. This vibe isn’t one you can share with your partner unless they are right next to you as it’s hard wired. But I’m sure you will think of fun ways to use the remote control.

There is enough wire to hand over the control to your partner in the bedroom but it’s not so easy in the great outdoors as there is only about 3’ of wire between you both. So outside the bedroom this toy is a self-pleasure product.

Therefore in this instance I will give the Metallic Lust Bullet my undivided attention while Alex is out at work.

I’ve just risen from my bed and will give you the rundown of the Metallic Lust Bullet whilst I make a coffee. See you soon:

Small but powerful.
Offers 5 speed/function settings.
Easily operated via the + and – buttons which are raised for use in the dark or discreetly in a pocket.
Comes with 3’ wired controller you can easily use and slip in to your pocket.
Operates with 2 x AAA batteries.
Looks great with its funky metallic finish and is relatively quiet in operation.

I decided to put this bullet through its paces at the local supermarket, notoriously boring I hoped it would liven up my shopping trip.

Reaching down the front of my trousers I slipped the bullet inside my panties’ gusset and placed the remote in my right hip pocket. Then I slipped on my long snugly jumper which covered the lead from my trousers to my pocket and I was ready to go.

10 minutes later I was retrieving a shopping trolley and entering the store. It was bustling with people and as I pressed my remote I felt reassured that nobody would here it above the stores constant din.

The Mettalic Lust Bullet was sitting snugly between my two labia and now giving me a pleasant low hum. I pressed the + button again until I got to the pulsation settings and OMG! That felt so good, my boring shopping trip was looking up.

I retrieved my shopping list from my handbag and continued in to the store. By the time I had reached the eggs I had figured out that walking and simultaneously rubbing my thighs together heightened the vibrations intensity as the bullet pressed closer to me.

At this juncture I will point out the importance of writing a list before going shopping because the distraction of the buzzing in your panties disrupts your thought processes. Lol

There was now a permanent smile playing on my lips, I’m not sure if anyone was suspicious but if you knew me you probably would have guessed.

Another press of the control took me to a more rapid pulsation and I almost stopped in my tracks right by the condiments. Uhmmm, that chocolate spread looked kind of naughty for a moment.

I continued through the shop until I picked my last purchase from the shelves and made my way to the checkout. It was packed so I opted to self scan and was out of there as quick as possible.

The vibrations had me tingling in my pelvic area and I couldn’t wait to get home and give myself a good seeing to. As I started the car I realised the time, Alex would be home soon. Thank fuck for that!

As I reversed on to the drive with my pussy alive and buzzing I noticed Alex pull on to the road. Hastily I set the car alarm and took the bags in to the house. Nothing frozen to be put away. I made my way upstairs and waited for Alex to open the door.

“I’m up here”, I shouted as he entered the hall.

He was going to fuckin’ get it!

The Nasstoys Metallic Lust Bullet is small and discreet and would be the perfect companion for those wanting to give themselves a tingle or in my case a clitoral shake up.

Nü Slimline Bullet Cock Ring

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Aug 262011

Nu Slimline Bullet Wireless Cockring

Nü Slimline Bullet Cock Ring

You would be forgiven for crying out “Oh no! Not another cock ring.” When you read the title of this sex toy review. But don’t discount this particular cock ring until you’ve read the review.

We picked up this cock ring at the ETO show a month or so ago and only did so because of one feature – the remote controlled ring. No, not the cock ring itself but the remote control which is built into a very compact ring, worn on your ringer or that of your partner. This makes the remote much more practical than other remote control sex toys because there’s no hunting around for the controls in the heat of passion.

One thing that did give me some cause for concern was the ring itself. It’s made from body safe materials and so my concerns weren’t those I’d have with some cheaper cock rings. I was concerned because I find some cock rings too tight. Luckily this one is very stretchy and comfortable to wear.

A quick wash of the SEBS plastic sleeve and we were ready to rock. Because the cock ring manages to be elastic without constricting your penis too much when worn, putting the cock ring on and adjusting its position during use was easy. I passed the ring to Suze and she immediately began to experiment with the cock ring.

With the bullet placed above your penis this sex toy is great for clitoral stimulation in missionary position, rotate it through 180 degrees and you will feel your balls buzzing and be set up for doggy style sex where you’ll both get the most benefit from this cock ring. With both of us kneeling I was able to swing low as I entered Suze and press the vibrating bullet against her clitoris at the deepest point of every stroke. Suze enjoyed the high frequency stimulation from the bullet, though I would have preferred a lower frequency of vibration. That’s not to say it’s not enjoyable, just that we all like different nuances to the stimulation any toy delivers.

I didn’t feel constricted by this cock ring when I was erect. It manages what is a very difficult feat in my experience, support without feeling like your penis has had the blood supply cut off. So whether you need a little help staying hard longer or not this a pleasure to wear and I’m sure you’ll enjoy the buzzing orgasm for you both that it delivers.

In summary this cock ring is easy to clean, easy to wear and easy to operate. You or your partner can turn the vibrating bullet on, off and adjust it to one of the ten available settings (3 constant and 7 pulsing/escalating) easily during love making without having to scrabble around to find a control. Before and after use it’s easy to clean with the sleeve (the cock ring itself) being removable and the bullet being waterproof.

A really nice feature is that you can actually turn off the bullet – other remote controlled bullets are always on, listening for the remote’s commands. The Nü bullets have an off position which will preserve your batteries to ensure you don’t reach for it after a couple of weeks only to find the batteries are flat. To be doubly safe Nü mention on the packaging that you should remove the batteries too to be doubly safe. Which is odd because they put the off feature in in the first place.

One thing that I have to mention is that the ring seems to be sealed so replacing the battery may not be possible though as this is only used when the ring control is pressed I suspect the battery in the ring will last for a very long time.

A simple toy with a genuinely useful set of features (some of them unique) that really does the job.

California Exotics Remote G, Vibrating G Spot Bullet

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Jul 012011

Remote G Vibrating G Spot Vibrator

Bullets are always an interesting toy to test and sex toy review because they are such a versatile toy. And this one promises to hit that g-spot so it’s doubly good in my books. Oh and lets not forget that it’s also remotely controlled for added naughtiness, you can give the remote to your partner.

I usually test most of my bullets externally as clit vibrators because they are unsuitable for internal stimulation but this toy has a rather clever retrieval cord/antennae made for internal vaginal use. I make a point of saying “vaginal” because this toy is not suitable for anal insertion, there is no flared base to stop it from slipping deep inside the colon.

Never use any toy anally which doesn’t have a method of locking with external extraction hoop or base.

Right lesson over, now on with the dirty low down on this little vibe.

Features a g-spot curve to target that elusive pleasure zone.
Has an independent on/off push button control for convenience.
The carry strap on the remote which can be attached to your keyring.
With a range of 10-16’ play whilst outdoors can be fun.
Features 7 vibratory functions with an LED indicator light on the control.
Is waterproof for some submersible fun.
Batteries are provided so you are ready to go straight away, what could be better.

I decided to wear my remote g whilst travelling down to the ETO Show this past weekend, it would make the journey much more fun. And even better, I gave Alex the remote so he could take control of my pleasure.

I’ve tried inserting the Remote G as you would a love egg and just like all eggs they don’t seem to quite hit my spot. This mini vibe has a shaped tip which feels nice when inserted in to you vaginal opening and is supposed to sit against your g spot once inside. To be quite honest all I could feel was an internal buzzing which wasn’t doing it for me much as I suspected from previous eggs and love balls.

The best application for me with this type of vibe is external, clitoral stimulation but that’s not to say it wouldn’t work internally for you, these things are best experimented with to achieve the maximum pleasure.

Before we left the house I slipped the Remote G in to my panties with the curved end nuzzling against my vaginal opening. The vibrator is comfortable to wear as the bulbous end slips nicely between your pussy lips, snug against your clitoris.

I couldn’t wait for Alex to press the remote.

He kept me waiting, the tease. We had been on the motorway for a good 10 minutes before he hit the on button. I giggled as the Remote G burst in to life with the first of the constant vibrations. Alex pressed the button again and I wriggled in my seat wearing the naughtiest of grins.

This spurred him on as he pressed the button once more and took the vibrations in to the escalating mode which felt good as it buzzed my pussy. I bore down on the vibe as it pulsed between my legs, rubbing my clit firmly against it.

The vibrations intensified and I started to move from side to side massaging my clit. Alex momentarily turned off my bullet leaving me sitting there with a look of annoyance as he smile at me, teasing me once more.

I begged him to turn it back on and he complied.

He played with the settings a few times during our trip and finally left the escalating setting to do it’s magic on me.

By the time I got to the hotel where we were staying the night I was so fucking horny but we had to check in and go to the show, there would be time for that later. And more experimental play…

The California Exotics Remote G, Vibrating G Spot Bullet demands that you experiment with it, it’s such a versatile vibrator. It’s also a good newbie vibe as it’s not challenging in any way and can be used in a way that you feel comfortable with.

And the best point of all it’s remotely controlled which adds to both its ease of use and provides an element of fun if you hand it to your partner.

Seven Deadly Sins Wireless Remote Vibrating Egg

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Nov 242010

Seven Deadly Sin Remote Control Egg

Phew, just managed to fit the title of this sex toy review in. lol This raises the obvious question…”how do you like your eggs”. And the answer is discreet, powerful and multi speed. This toy ticks all of those boxes and more, read on…

These days there are numerous bullets and egg vibrators to choose from that you just don’t know where to start and I empathise because I feel it too.

With this Seven Creation Wireless Remote Egg with silk coating you have one of the best out there. It has so much to offer, it’s rechargeable and multi function and relatively quiet compared to most, lesser powered vibrating eggs.

I must admit that I thought this would be just “another egg” but it wasn’t the case…

Here are the Seven Creations Wireless Remote Vibrating Egg specs for you to digest. I like mine sunny side up.

There’s no data relating to charge time, how long it will run for on a single charge or the maximum range for the remote. I’ll come to that later when I test the egg.
I left my Wireless Remote Egg charging over night, the red light turns to green when it is fully charged.
The egg has a sweet love heart cradle recharging unit which is easy to use.
Simply press the press the button for 2 seconds to fire the egg in to action and again to turn the Seven Creations Wireless Remote vibrating Egg off.
It’s made from ABS plastic, making for easy cleaning once used. One thing which did irritate because they seem to have thought of everything else, is the egg’s cord loop, it’s made of fibbers which are porous. It would have been more hygienic if they had thought to rubber coat the cord but it’s just one small criticism of an otherwise perfect toy.
Features 7 modes of vibration including pulsation and escalation.
Is fairly quiet in use and offers powerful vibrations.

Now time for the testing…

I decided to go on the road for this one. Needing to ensure my Wirless Remote Vibrating Egg stayed in place I slipped on my big girl panties. If you’re not in to wearing girl shorts you could equally slip the egg through the cord loop capturing the gusset of your panties just to give you the added confidence that it won’t fall on to the floor while you’re walking around. Lol

Once the egg was in place and my jeans securely fastened we made our way to the car. I wasn’t sat in my seat for long before Alex pressed the magic button and my pussy started to vibrate. Turning to Alex I smiled, then giggled as the vibrations were stepped up by him.

He turned off the vibrations and we made our way to the supermarket. This could be the best trip to the local supermarket I’ve ever made.

As I strode through the vegetables, Alex to my side pushing the trolley I felt my egg fire up again. I stopped momentarily enjoying the pulsating mode he had selected and was probably wearing the most inane grin but I didn’t care it felt too good, my clit was buzzing with the intensity of the vibrations.

Off it went and we proceeded to shop again.

It wasn’t until we got to the tomatoes that he hit the on button, just as I was reaching up to grab a multi pack. I tried to work through it but gave in and lowered my arm savouring the buzzing going on inside my panties. I felt so naughty as everyone else carried on shopping around me, meanwhile I was being sent to consumer heaven for completely different reasons.

Realising the vibrations were once again rendering me useless Alex pressed the off button.

I managed to make it all the way to the self check out before he struck again! This time I was summoning the female assistant to sort out my scanner as it had errored. I’m not sure if she heard the inflection in the tone of my voice as I asked her to assist me. Lol

My egg made the mundane shopping experience more exciting, I recommend all you girls get one of these and take it shopping with you. They say a little retail therapy is good for you, how right they are.

This vibrating love egg is powerful, quiet and had an unbelievably long range of more than 30-40 feet. It’s by far the most superior egg I have had the pleasure of testing. A good toy for all levels of toy user, a good all rounder.

Fantasy Panty Review

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Jan 232010

Fantasy Panty

Vibro Pants

It’s not often that people send me pants in the post let alone a pair you can use as a sex toy. But that is exactly what Simply Pleasures did for this sex toy review. They are the Remote Control Fantasy Panty from Pipedream, are they a dream sex toy? Read on to find out.

The Panties come complete with a wireless remote so you can have uninhibited play and unusually for vibro pants they come in a plus size for the larger lady should. I tested a pair in the past which were created for a size 0 lady and not everyone is built like that as we know.

I couldn’t wait to open the box and check out the contents, this is what I got.

One pair of elastic waisted panties which have a sexy vinyl pouch with plush tiger striping.
They are additionally adjustable via the Velcro fastening waist strap, so you can be assured if you are a BBW that these will fit. They go up to a 111cm.
A bullet to secrete in the rubber noduled clit stimulator which is built in to the panties.
2 x AAA batteries for the vibrator
1 x 12V battery for the remote control unit
1 x tube of lube
1 x tube of toy cleaning fluid

In addition you will also require a flat headed screw driver to help you place the batteries inside the bullet. The battery compartment is partially covered and requires you to push the ends of the batteries under the bullet’s structure, whilst avoiding bending the spring at the top of the compartment. I found it easier to insert the batteries whilst pushing the spring back against the bullets wall to avoid distortion. Continue reading »

Lonely Hearts Cock Ring

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Aug 262009

Lonely Hearts Cock Ring

When it comes to performing a sex toy review I don’t normally go by what I see on the box. In the case of this sex toy review for the Lonely Hearts Cock ring I was immediately struck by one thing. Its name. If you’re using a cock ring you are most likely to be using it with your partner. I said most likely, read on.

The cock ring itself is huge, quite bulky in fact, and made from soft and stretchy silicone. The bullet is removable so cleaning without damaging the vibrating mechanism is easy. You can thoroughly clean this cock ring without worrying about getting water in the works of the bullet or its controller.

The cock ring is strikingly coloured, you can have any colour so long as it’s pink. So is the controller that gives access to the 7 speed/ pattern functions via one press switch and allows you to start and stop the toy with another switch. Oh, the Lonely Hearts Cock ring uses 2 AAA batteries so it’s easy to get powered up. Continue reading »

Vibin’ Miss Daisy

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Aug 232009

Vibin' Miss Daisy

When I was sent the Doc Johnson Vibin’ Miss Daisy as the subject for my latest sex toy review by my friends at Simply Pleasure I knew there was only one way to test this beautiful little vibrator. It needed to go out on a test drive with Alex and myself.

It would be the perfect naught accompaniment for my journey out to our favourite country pub and of course lunch.

Here are the facts about Daisy

She is constructed from body safe ABS that is phthalate free and has a velvety soft finish
Has seven vibratory functions controlled by the push button in the centre of the flower
Comes complete with 4 x LR44 batteries so she is ready to go with you straight away
The metre long lead is useful for application in most places

The opportunity to test drive the Daisy arose this weekend, we decided after a long hard week at work we would treat ourselves to lunch out on Saturday. Continue reading »

My First Anal Kit Review

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Nov 032008

My First Anal Kit

I just had the most incredible sexual experience in a while and I was so excited by it I had to get up out of bed and write this to tell you all about it.

Winding back a little…we were sent My First Anal Kit from Topco by SexToys.co.uk to test drive. Alex decided as I was an anal newbie that he would try this out, I agreed with hope in my heart that one day soon I will be testing this too.

Before the testing I want to give you the low down on what this toy kit is about:

This is a two part kit and very good value for money, first we have the vibrating butt plug with t-bar shape for lock and load and the second part of this kit is the anal beads. I couldn’t wait to get started.

You couldn’t tell could you?

It was Sunday night, traditionally a night that when we feel quite pissed off and tense with Monday looming but for some reason we just let go. And we were so glad we did.

Climax Flicker Review

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Oct 192008

Climax Flicker

I love remote toys, not having to change settings by touch is a great asset when it comes to toys. So you can imagine my delight when SexToys.co.uk sent me a remote controlled Climax Flicker from Topco.

It’s very girly and I’m sure Busty my work colleague and muse would love it as it is a opalescent pink.

Here are her vital statistics:

She is waterproof and made from ABS/PVC

Driven by 2 x AA batteries held in the controller

With 7 speed/function settings you are bound to find one that tickles your fancy

The egg measures 6.5cm in length with a diameter of 2.5cm and the tickle is 3cm

With a lead between the controller and bullet measuring 50cm