Well, you get two products in one. This is both a powerful vibrator and an electrosex toy which the manufacturers say you can use both vaginally and anally. I think I will stick with the former for this review as I’m already filled with trepidation as to how the electrosex side of things will pan out.
The L’ Exquis is presented in a sturdy matt black box which is both classy and provides a safe protective home for your new best friend. There is no doubt what’s in there with a line drawing of the vibrator adorning the lid and the words “Intimate Love Toy”.
At first I assumed the vibrator was actually was so named but discovered when I flipped the box over that the stock label said L’ Exquis. In fact Intimate Love Toy is the name of a whole range of products from this manufacturer. Something that should be addressed, being a toy geek I like to know just who I’m gong to be getting intimate with. Lol
May I suggest that the product name is added to the lid too? Right, nuff said.
The box lid fits like a glove and creates a vacuum within the box, so remember to pull gently and slowly to avoid nail breakage. Once inside you are presented with the vibrator mounted in a black foam liner, under which you will find a black satin drawstring storage bag.
Right so let’s get to the techie stuff.
- Offers 2 modes of stimulation on the vibrator setting, constant and pulse and both have 9 speed settings.
- The electorsex setting has 9 intensity levels for you to play with. Simply press the + or – buttons to move up and down the intensities.
- Both modes of use (vibrator or electro stimulation) are operated via an individual button and cannot be used in conjunction with each other.
- Requires 2 x AA batteries.
- Features two 24 carat gold plated contacts to provide excellent conductivity and is nickel free for those who react to it.
- Is unchallenging in size with an insertable length of 5” and a circumference of 4.75” at its tip.
- Although there is no indication of its water resistance I would say it is splash proof and would there withstand a gentle washing with toy cleaner or a damp cloth.
So, let’s see what naughtiness we can get up to with this little fella. Follow me to my boudoir and bring the lube.
Being a bit of a pussy (lol) I decided to try the vibrator first as I snuggled under the duvet. The L’ Exquis slipped inside me with ease not being too wide in girth and came to rest against my g-spot. I pressed the vibration button and felt the vibrations ripple through me.
A few presses of the + button moved me to a higher plane and when accompanied by moving the vibe in and out of me I started to become very aroused. In fact my toes started to curl. A good sign if you read my reviews.
Complete with “button memory” I progressed in to a more rapid vibration and was very close…but I needed to test the other side of this product. The electro stimulation. I almost forgot in my hedonistic frenzy.
I pressed the vibrator button once and it switched off and quickly followed this with the electro stim button on the opposite side of the vibe. At first I couldn’t feel anything (the instructions advise that the controls can take about 25 seconds to activate.) And there it was in its mildest form. I became aware of a slight “Slendertone” effect taking place.
The feeling is unlike anything you may have previously experienced, it feels like someone has abruptly placed a vaccum cleaner inside you as you innards feel like they are being pulled downwards. I know this sounds awful but it really feels quite nice, just don’t turn up the impulses too high like I did. This crosses over to the not so comfortable setting, or maybe you like that! ;0
I had the feeling that in this mode you would improve your pelvic floor, which is a good thing but the sexual side of things was an acquired taste. Good if it’s your thing. I preferred to look at it as an added bit of sexual health. After all, pelvic floor exercisers can be quite costly and you’ve got a 2 for here.
My experience of the L’ Exquis is a good one, you get exactly what you want from it simply by electing to exploit the experiences it has to offer. Should you choose to go the whole way you won’t ne disappointed.
In my opinion use this product to the full, if the whole concept isn’t your thing then maybe it’s one you could aspire to. But most of all enjoy the dual benefits from this product.