Super Sheet

As featured in “Housewives of Beverly Hills”.

This is another sex toy that could perhaps be better named, what were Cal Ex thinking of?

Sex usually involves fluids, either those generated by your body or those you add to enhance the experience. The problem with these fluids is that while they are sexy, sensuous and delightfully decadent while you’re having sex, about two minutes after you both orgasm they become something to be cleaned up.

If you have just made wild and passionate love on your bed then the sheets may be in a less than pristine condition. Covered in lube, massage oil, wax and your mutual bodily issues this can be a challenge to deal with.

Furthermore, if you want to try out something a bit adventurous, like body paint, liquid latex or maybe even watersports then you could cause permanent damage to your bed and bedding. Not something you want to be thinking about when you are about to get it on.

Cal Exotics have come up with a solution. The Super Strap Super Sheet is a vinyl sheet made to fit a king sized bed – well just fits a king size bed. The sheet could do with another 12 inches in width and length but does, just tuck under the edges of a king size mattress. One side is shiny for ease of cleaning the other texture which helps keep it put on the bed.

Unpacking the Super Sheet released the trapped aroma of freshly manufactured plastic. If you’re into that kind of thing that’s going to be a big turn-on.

There’s not much to say about how the sheet works, after all it’s what you use when you’re lying on the sheet that is the active element of your bedroom games. What I will say is that the sheet stayed up while we indulged ourselves in a mutual massage followed by lots of baby oil, then a full-on fuck.

The sheet is tuff too. My attempts to tear it at the corner simply caused it to stretch a little and knee and elbow marks did not seem to stay in the sheet permanently. This resistance to tearing and splitting is a boon for BDSM enthusiasts who would be able to use most of their kit with the sheet without too much fear of shredding the sheet.

When you first lay on the sheet it can feel cold, despite our central heating being set to high when we tested it. The feel of it against my skin was pleasurable sensual experience; one which I feel myself wanting to repeat. Kinky me, eh? The smell of the plastic soon fades, which might be a bit of a disappointment if you like that smell ;). Though if you do like the smell I’m sure you’d have other sources of the aroma to hand LOL.

Cleaning was easy. I sponged down the sheet with soapy water when we’d finished, then left it to air-dry on the spare bed before folding it away. Don’t try to get the sheet to fit exactly back into the box when you are finished, I almost managed it, but with a bit stuck out of the top.

If you want to get down and really dirty without worrying about an impossible cleaning up afterwards then you should try it.

By Alex

Alex reviews sex toys both solo and with his partner Suze, allowing him to give a unique perspective on adult products from a truly authoritative and experienced standpoint.