When I first saw the Lelo Mia vibrator I immediatelydecided it must have been created for use by sex bloggers. After all why else would you want to be able to charge your sex toy up via your pc’s USB port and what could be more useful!

As I’m a naughty sex blogger the Lelo Mia was the obvious choice for me to pick from SexyFun.co.uk. And I was more than willing to give the Mia a roadtest. OK, so any PC user can use this vibe, it simply draws power to charge the battery from the USB port, but we bloggers are the naughtiest PC users out there. Unless you know otherwise.

The Mia is so small and discreet, just a little larger than the average lipstick. So if you should spill the contents of your handbag or purse nobody would guess that the Mia is a personal pleasure object. You also have a choice of pink like mine or a lovely shade of cerise.

Here comes the technical stuff:

It is constructed of ABS and silicone – so it is phthalate free
The Mia measures 22 x 111mm and weighs just 32 grams
Is fully rechargeable vibrator (so no batteries to buy) and charges in just 2 hours using your PC’s USB port
One charge gives stimulation for up to 4 hours with a standby of 90 days
It has 4 modes of vibration
It can be locked to avoid switching it on by accident simply by pressing and holding the + & - buttons. Good idea Lelo!

Just a moment whilst I remove my reading glasses.

Right down to business…

…I charged up the Mia vibrator in my desktop PC’s port and eagerly kept an eye on the indicator light waiting for her to be fully charged between writing posts for the site. The time soon passed and she was ready to go as I had thoroughly washed her previously. That is just how eager I was to give the Lelo Mia a go.

So eager was I to try her that I decided to sample the delights of the Lelo Mia seated at my office desk. No time like the present I thought and hey, I was in the mood. It was night time and I was wearing my shortie nightie with the strappy top. Alex was sat beside me in a t-shirt and boxer shorts keying away at the keyboard.

I bet there aren’t many couples who can test out toys sat right next to their partners whilst they carry on their about their business. Lol Alex is so used to me doing this that he hardly bats an eye now. That is until he gets hard and then he just has to help out.

Parting my legs and sitting back against the rest on my chair I pushed the plus button, first speed was ok but I wanted more. A couple of presses later and my hand was vibrating like I was holding a pneumatic drill. This little gem packs quite a punch.

Having recently lost my favourite clit stimulator I thought I would give her a try out as a replacement. I applied the chisel shaped end on my clit first, it seemed to promise good contact with little bud.

It felt good, but somehow it just didn’t quite hit the spot, the tingling started and then subsided. Not quite enough to tip me over the edge. I turned the Lelo Mia around so the bullet shaped tip was against my clit and that was the key, wow! I had found the business end, at least for me.

Deciding to use my sitting position to its full potential. I placed the vibe on the chair with my clit pressing down against it. The intensity of the vibration was doubled as it resonated against the seat. My hand must have been slightly dampening the vibratory power when I was holding it.

Now it was buzzing between my swollen pussy lips like a giant hornet. I took a fleeting glance at Alex as I started to wriggle on my seat, massaging my pussy with the intense vibrations. My toes started to curl from the floor and I tensed my back and buttocks as my orgasm came crashing down on me.

I hit several keys as I came, jerking with each wave of pleasure. Holding my breath at one point and twitching.

When I opened my eyes Alex was looking at me and smiling.

“Well, that worked didn’t it?”, said Alex.

Now for a Zen sex toy review – very balanced

I have a kind of Mantra “Why have one sex toy when you can have two” and the Duality Vibrator from Evolved filled the slot nicely. Fnar…

This toy intrigued me as soon as I spotted it? It has a shape unlike any other vibrator I have tested, which made me want it. And they kindly sent it.

It came packaged in quite a unique way too in a very attractive, colour co-ordinated metal box with a clear insert for you to admire your new toy through.

Here are the Duality’s features which:

It’s waterproof allowing you to pleasure yourself in the bedroom or bathroom
Has 2 independent vibrating heads with 16 combinations of speed and vibration
Easy to operate push button controls
Made from hygienic ABS
Measures 250mm in length by 40mm at its widest point

As it happened, tonight was the best night for me to test the Duality. It was boiling hot all over the house. We had several fans all over to try and draw in some cool air but without much success.

I somehow couldn’t imagine Alex being able to satisfy me in these temperatures. Simply laying next to each other on the bed was exhausting enough. I know, how would we cope living in a hot country instead of the UK.

Simple answer, have aircon fitted. Lol

Despite the heat I felt randy and needed to scratch that itch. Despite the Duality being constructed from plastic it feels really nice to hold, almost suede like, a very soft finish. I pressed the button and pressed the curved end against my clit. It felt good, the vibrations are conducted very nicely by the motor mounted to the tip.

Another press and it felt really good, another and it felt REALLY GOOD. This vibe benefits from having two motors, you loose no power because the vibratiodns don’t have to be transmitted far down the shaft.

I licked my fingers and ran them over my clit, it was slightly dry from the moving air. Using the Duality I began to massage my little button from side to side - the blood began to flow. Within moments my little pink bud was bulging with excitement and relaying every bit of it back to me.

At this point I think Alex had dropped off to sleep with the heat and was laying motionless next to me. I bit down on my lip to avoid an audible moan of pleasure from rousing him. Not easily done, I’m a bit of a moaner in bed.

My clit was now almost bursting and tingling with the concentrated efforts made to bring it off by my Evolved Duality. Had I continued, my efforts would have been rewarded with one of my toe curling clitoral climaxes.

But I wanted to test both ends of this baby out and couldn’t succumb to the delights of that clit tip. I powered down the clit tip and focused my attention on the other graduated end. This end isn’t as long as the other which could be used for both clit stimulation and g-spot attention.

It lends itself more to stimulating the first, all important centimetres of nerves at the opening to your vagina. I inserted the Duality Vibrator inside my moist hole as far as it would go but still allowing me to operate the controls.

The sensation was of being penetrated gently, not stretching me in any way and I wondered what exactly it was going to do for me just sitting there. I’m a girl who likes to fuck and fuck hard.

Its vibrations brought me to life with the first push of the button. I worked through a couple more settings before finding a pelvis rattling escalation that worked a treat. I lay back and let the strong vibrations work their magic.

That will teach me to never underestimate the power of a semi-penetrative toy again. I wish I had been wearing a clit stimulator on my finger allowing me to feel what it would be like assailing my clit at the same time.

I will have to give it a try next time.

The Duality Vibrator is very powerful and if you are a beginner with toys or prefer not to be fully penetrated then this is the one for you. It won’t disappoint and I’m sure had I the foresight to equip myself with an additional clit vibe I would have been pushed over the edge.

As it was it was a really nice comforting feeling and left me ready to fuck the ass of Alex…

Another day, another sex toy review!

The Fun Factory Share XS is the third in the Fun Factory Share range of toys. All are designed for hands-free use by a woman to penetrate their partner. The original Fun Factory Share was intended to be unisex. The Share XL is slightly larger and equipped with stimulating ridges. And now the Share XS is equipped with a dinky little finger sized insertable end ideal for anal penetration.

We tested the original Share a while a go and although it was fun the shear size of the toy made it impossible to use on me to its full potential. Used girl-girl it would have been much more practical. The Fun Factory XL is a toy we haven’t tried but looks great for the girl that needs that little bit more.

However this is a review about the Share XS. Continue reading this post…

Slippery When Wet, Exploring Female Lubes

I don’t tend to use much lube as my moisture levels are usually sufficient for me to masturbate. Occasionally I will add a little to a large vibe to ease entry and avoid friction burns. Lol And I always apply copious amounts to anal toys, one thing you can never have enough of is lube for anal play.

Personally I tend to steer clear of silicone based lubes because they can react with toys, although they are ideal for encounters in water as they stay around much longer. With the range of water based lubes on the market now you shouldn’t have a problem finding something to suit and some are made to a thicker consistency especially for anal.

When it comes to lubes it might be an idea to steer clear of those containing glycerine because there is some suggestion that they can promote yeast infections. The glycerine in them is apparently ideal yeast food. Some people use glycerine based lubes without any trouble but if you are having problems you could try an alternative, water-based, glycerine-free lube. These newer products can have other benefits too.

I have been sent a couple of samples of glycerine free lube to test by That Sex Shop. Continue reading this post…

Giving Myself Some Head

Saturday brought about a big decision for me…

…do I go out and tidy that garden up whilst the weather permits or do I test out my new sex toy, the Pure Vibes Probing Head Vibrator from Seven Creations, sent to me by my new friends over at Simply Pleasures?

I love to tease myself and so opted to do some work and earn my playtime. It was boiling hot, so I put on a cap and ventured out to cut grass. It wasn’t long before I had worked up a sweat and the grass looked much better for being trimmed.

Alex came out and did some extreme pruning in an Indiana Jones kind of way. We have a huge juniper in a not so easy to reach place that need some hacking back. At one point I lost him for a while. Lol

It got to about 1.30pm and I was absolutely boiling, I don’t do heat very well. The grass was cut both front and back of the house and I decided it was time for a break. And my head was feeling a bit baked too. Continue reading this post…

A sex toy review like this is going to have a little cock in it. Luckily for me the Tenga Deep Throat Cup is able to accept a lot of cock. Unlike its tinier cousins such as the Tenga Air Cushion Cup the deep throat is capable of accepting nearly the full length of my penis. Great!

What it’s also going to have in it is the slightly off the mark English translation of the Japanese slogan on the side of the toy.

”Be Positive. Be Smart. Be Free. To Maximize Your Sexual Life”

Well, it’s certainly maximised my enjoyment of masturbation.

Using the Tenga Deep Throat is very simple. It comes sealed in a plastic sleeve that assures you it’s not been tampered with since it left the factory in Japan. There’s a tiny hole at the top, also sealed with a plastic disc which can be used to adjust the vacuum within the toy when it’s being used. Continue reading this post…

This sex toy review was one that I was looking forward to because it’s a variation on a piece of bedroom play equipment that I think every couple should have. Bondage restraints are something that can be used for everything from sensual play to full-on BDSM and everything in between. They don’t have to be scary, they can be great fun and that’s where this Glow In The Dark Bondage Kit from Pipe Dream’s Fetish fantasy range fits in.

Along with the pair of ankle cuffs, the pair of wrist cuffs and the ball gag you get a blindfold and some glow in the dark body paint. They are nice little extras. The paint was a bit of fun – I can’t remember the last time I wore war paint and I’ve never worn it while making love before LOL. The blindfold is handy too, they are always an essential part of any sensual play session.

Apart from the metal riveting which holds the straps together the toy is made entirely from plastic. This isn’t a criticism, in fact it means that every part of it is comfortable to wear. Continue reading this post…

Effortless Orgasms With The NassToys Ultimate Clit Massager sex toy.

I’m always on the look out for clit stimulators, the orgasms I achieve from my clit are enough to blow your socks off. I kid you not! And I spotted a new one I hadn’t tried at Onjoy and had to add it to my collection.

The NassToys Ultimate Clit Massager sat in my drawer waiting for the day of reckoning.

Today was that day. We are going through a mini heat wave in the UK at the moment. Temperatures have soared over the last 4 days and are set to continue in to early next week. When I won’t give a fuck because I’m back at work. Lol

The heat tends to have both a positive and negative effect on me. I enjoy the warmth and being able to walk around scantily clad (at home ) but I find the heat difficult to cope with. It tends to make me tired and not want to do much at all. Continue reading this post…

The UK doesn’t produce many sex toys that I am aware of so it is always great to discover a new line. The Emotional Bliss range features some of the most unusual adult toys on the market. Simply because none of them look like a sex toy.

The non-phallic shape is a credit to their designers, thinking outside the box to ensure my box enjoys them.

To further explain that statement. The Femblossom looks like quite an innocuous little toy, in fact it doesn’t look unlike a spoon rest. One for all you cooks out there. Lol

But don’t let its looks fool you…you have been warned.

Emotional Bliss kindly sent their whole product range for me to test. Lucky me! And lucky you because I will be posting the reviews here for you to read over the coming weeks. So be patient I will get to your favourite given time. Continue reading this post…

Topco sent me their newest anal beads, and they really put a lump in my throat, before putting a lump somewhere else.

The Climax Silicone Best Friends are not for the faint-hearted, not if you intend to use the toy to its fullest extent anyway. The beads on the one piece moulded silicone toy range in size from 28mm to 44mm along the toy’s 280mm length. That’s quite a challenge, even with the 30ml of H2O lube supplied with the product.

Suze took up her role as naughty inserter of the beads, liberally coating each one of them as she presented them to may ass. The first was not a huge problem, being relatively small. But even as that was inserted the best Friends Anal Beads had a revelation. Because they are spaced very close together the beads apply pressure to the inside and outside of your anal sphincters simultaneously. An interesting experience and one that is unique in my anal explorations so far.

With each insertion Suze attempted to use the right-handed helix contours on each bead to screw the beads into me with little success. The helix ribbing on the beads makes for extra stimulation but does little to ease insertion.

By the time she had inserted the fourth bead (30mm in diameter) I had reached my limit and we decided to call it a day.

The Climax Silicone Best Friends Anal Beads do provide a new experience with their closely spaced and helically contoured form. To get beyond the fourth ball you have to be a really hardcore anal fiend.

These are certainly a set of anal beads you could try if you’re wanting to graduate from intermediate to advanced anal play. But if you’re a beginner I’d try something smaller.

A note on the H2O lubricant supplied with the toy. It is excellent, though 30ml is a little mean. And if Topco had asked me I would have said that a test tube shaped bottle is very nice, with it’s rounded base and all that, but it doesn’t stand up! You therefore have to lay it down in your bedside drawer. Even with the twist-lock top on the bottle you’re bound to get leakage.

Getting Dirty With The Duchess

Keep this between the both of us…I wagged another day of work today. And my intention to use it wisely, I get so little free time these days with my writing commitments to our sites and other projects.

It was a day that needed to incorporate some me time. And you know me well enough by now to interpret that statement.

My morning was spent catching up and networking, by the afternoon I was in need of some sexual therapy. And as it happens I had a new Don Wand in my bedside draw waiting for my attention. I could hear it calling out to me. Or should I say her. My latest toy is the Cobalt Blue Duchess, which you can buy from Love33.co.uk. Continue reading this post…

You Are Never Alone With Something Big And Pink

I had this one waiting in the draw, waiting for that special time we would share…

…last night was the night.

I love the new Vibe Therapy range and couldn’t wait to try another one of their beautifully designed and exquisitely shaped vibrators. So I asked Simply Pleasure if they could send the Vibe Therapy Euphoria over for me to try.

Let me give you some facts about this classy vibrator

It is constructed from top quality medical grade silicone
The design is ergonomic and comfortable to use
There are 7 vibratory patterns to choose from, one to suit everyone
Requiring just 2 x AA batteries to operate
Powerful but fairly quiet in operation
Independent on/off and function controls, which is good I hate having to cycle through every setting before a vibe turns off
You can take this one in to the shower too!

It was Friday night and we were both a little threadbare from our weeks in our day jobs. But time stands still for no man and with so many commitments to our readers and advertisers alike we sometimes have to work away in to the early hour to get the jobs done. Continue reading this post…

Rubbering Up Your Toys

I know this sounds like a weird concept but stay with me. California Exotics have just launched “Toy Covers”. They come in two sizes small and standard. At first I thought them a bit of a frivolous idea but the more I thought about it the more applications I found for them.

They are produced in non-lubricated rubber latex and sold individually in their own pretty little boxes.

Toy covers are manufactured to high quality and meet the ISO 9001 standard. I decided to test the two sizes on familiar bedroom toys the Lelo Liv and the Lelo Iris. The small size fitted the Liv like a glove when rolled down making it the ideal size for it.

The Standard size fitted the Lily like a glove too, so you wouldn’t be able to use it on a very large toy or those with a rabbit or similar clitoral stimulator.

If you are careful they can be re-rolled and used more than once providing you washed and dried them whilst in situ on your chosen toy.

These are perfect for application on sex toys which are difficult to clean or aren’t waterproof. I suppose you could also use them on anal toys of the right size to ensure that they are clean, especially if you share them with your partner.

Toy covers will also enable you to use old favourites which may contain phthalates with relative safety. Avoiding the expense of having to buy new ones to replace them.

I’m sure they will make a useful addition to any toy box and good to keep in just in case you have friends visit.

Just remember not to use them as you would a contraceptive condom, they are for sex toys only and steer clear if you have a latex allergy.

Go burn some rubber!

The Aneros MGX has been around for a while and it’s therefore incredible that we haven’t reviewed one before. Getting one in for test means reviewing something that has been reviewed and used many times before, it has many fans.

When I unpacked my Aneros Male G Spot Stimulator I was surprised to find it is made of hard plastic. I somehow thought it would be of a softer construction, maybe silicone, so finding out that it’s one piece of rigid material was a surprise. It also left me wondering if the Aneros had been left behind in the years since its creation and would not measure up to the newer toys from rival manufacturers.

The Aneros stimulator is shaped for a man’s anatomy, specifically to stimulate the male G Spot or P Spot – that is, the prostate. Stimulating the prostate can be an intense experience that increases the intensity of orgasm. Continue reading this post…

We’ve reviewed the new title from Harmony Films – “The Wicked Ones”. We liked it a lot and if you would like to read why we found it so exciting you can read the full review here.

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